The soft opening
It was a really nice day and everyone enjoyed the food. I was surprisingly chilled out considering I only had 2 small drinks, I don’t think I did much work though. Wurz made sure everything went smoothly even though he’d had rather more to drink, he is a true professional lol.
One of his cousins thought it was a nice touch that he’d dressed up as a red-neck, but he was wearing his own clothes. She normally sees him when we are going somewhere a bit more formal so didn’t realise he really is that scruffy. This led to my putting on a gingham shirt and putting my hair in pigtails. That’s about as authentic as I can do.
I had to get in the Disco later and was stunned at the state of it. There were hundreds of pieces of hay stuck into the fabric: the carpet, walls and even the ceiling was covered in it. I showed my niece and even she was speechless. I then asked “how am I meant to clean that? She was silent for a bit longer then, “get a horse?” It still smells amazing though.
This is Wurz letting off steam after everyone had left. He is wearing a joke apron that his cousin got him and demonstrating safe use of kitchen tools.